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Let's be honest: it was a miracle that a single Phillies player scored any runs last night. And that Ben Revere hit a home run may be an actual legal miracle. I'm looking into it. I hope Pete Mackanin doesn't come to expect this from Ben Revere. But then again, Mackanin isn't an idiot. I think. Right? I'm not sure of anything anymore.
Let's get to the lineups, and hope Max Scherzer's secret clone Flax Flerzer isn't on the mound today.
Seeing Dan Uggla's name in a lineup is comforting. In the way getting the flu every winter is comforting. What I'm saying is that I want him to go away.
Adam Morgan faces off against the somewhat diminished Gio Gonzalez. Morgan will get his second start today, and will try to build on his success last week. Hopefully he and the rest of the Phils can get Mackanin his first win today.
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