Blah blah blah Phillies are back who cares.
AARON NOLA.
GUYS, AARON NOLA IS GOING TO BE MAKING HIS MAJOR LEAGUE DEBUT IN JUST FOUR DAYS. FOUR DAYS! FOUR DAYS UNTIL NOLA CHRISTMAS.
I guess we should talk about the Phillies, who have decided to come back from the All-Star break and play baseball. Or whatever it is they're calling the nine inning crap fest they play every night. YAY BASEBALL!
Well on the plus side, we get to watch Jose Fernandez, who is just the awesomest. And who knows, maybe the Phillies will finally win their 30th game tonight!
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