Hi guys. I'm sad. I'm sad because Cole Hamels is gone. The words I just typed don't make sense. Look at them. They're silly. Oh, silly words. Why have you betrayed me?
There is a game today. I guess we should talk about it. Right? That seems normal. Just for tonight, I want to pretend he's still on the Phillies. Yeah, actually that seems like an extraordinarily bad idea. If I do that, then I have to go through all these emotions again. That might kill me.
COLE I MISS YOU SO MUCH AND NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME.