Why hasn't baseball been cancelled? How can we expect to just watch the Phillies game when Chase Utley is in the process of becoming a Dodger? He belongs in Phillies red, not Dodger blue! Can anyone stop this from happening? Anyone?
I guess there's a game tonight. There will be players in it. Here are their names.
|TORONTO BLUE JAYS||PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES|
|Troy Tulowitzki - SS||Cesar Hernandez - 2B|
|Josh Donaldson - 3B||Andres Blanco - 3B|
|Jose Bautista - RF||Odubel Herrera - CF|
|Edwin Encarnacion - 1B||Jeff Francoeur - RF|
|Russell Martin - C||Darin Ruf - 1B|
|Kevin Pillar - CF||Aaron Altherr - LF|
|Ben Revere - LF||Freddy Galvis - SS|
|Cliff Pennington - 2B||Cameron Rupp - C|
|Mark Buehrle - LHP||Adam Morgan - LHP|
They'll play baseball, Chase Utley will be a Dodger, and I'll drink in the dark and pretend it's 2007.
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