Freddy Galvis hit a home run off the Nationals' Tanner Roark last night, his fifth on the season. As I often do when something delightful like this happens, I tweet it, in this case, an ironic misspelling of Galvis' name, inspired by a decidedly un-ironic Facebook comment from a couple years ago.
FARDY GLEVVS!!!!! @— Admiral Porkins (@Phrozen_) May 31, 2016
Minutes later, when Freddy entered the dugout, the CSN cameras caught him winking at the foliage atop a teammate's head.
welp, this might be my new favorite gif pic.twitter.com/F3cLC9zcL2— chris jones¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@LONG_DRIVE) May 31, 2016
I couldn't resist.
Neither could Chris.
Needless to say, we are children.
Get these jerks off the internet.
Stop doing this.
Help please, somebody.
You're just plegheming our gibberish.
Why is this happening.
I hate myself.
What does Wagner have to do with baseball?
This is even worse. Draino?
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The draino was a mistake.
Leave Stephen A. Smith out of this.
An apt description of this nonsense.
Wait, that one actually makes sense. Chris?
Until next time.