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Freddy Galvis hit a home run off the Nationals' Tanner Roark last night, his fifth on the season. As I often do when something delightful like this happens, I tweet it, in this case, an ironic misspelling of Galvis' name, inspired by a decidedly un-ironic Facebook comment from a couple years ago.
FARDY GLEVVS!!!!! @
— Admiral Porkins (@Phrozen_) May 31, 2016
Minutes later, when Freddy entered the dugout, the CSN cameras caught him winking at the foliage atop a teammate's head.
welp, this might be my new favorite gif pic.twitter.com/F3cLC9zcL2
— chris jones¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@LONG_DRIVE) May 31, 2016
I couldn't resist.
@LONG_DRIVE FLARDDY GREVSS
— Admiral Porkins (@Phrozen_) May 31, 2016
Neither could Chris.
@Phrozen_ FUNFY GIDNESS
— chris jones¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@LONG_DRIVE) May 31, 2016
Needless to say, we are children.
@LONG_DRIVE FLEBRY GLARDS
— Admiral Porkins (@Phrozen_) May 31, 2016
So immature.
@Phrozen_ FIPPY GALPNESS
— chris jones¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@LONG_DRIVE) May 31, 2016
Get these jerks off the internet.
@LONG_DRIVE FLEREMY GLELLIVISON
— Admiral Porkins (@Phrozen_) May 31, 2016
No, stop.
@Phrozen_ FUNLUFT GOBINS
— chris jones¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@LONG_DRIVE) May 31, 2016
Stop doing this.
@LONG_DRIVE FLOTSAM GOBLINS
— Admiral Porkins (@Phrozen_) May 31, 2016
Help please, somebody.
@Phrozen_ FARDY GLEESEN
— chris jones¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@LONG_DRIVE) May 31, 2016
You're just plegheming our gibberish.
@LONG_DRIVE FLEPHGEM GOALTENDERINTERFERENCE
— Admiral Porkins (@Phrozen_) May 31, 2016
No, damnit.
@Phrozen_ FRICKNESS GODBLESSAMERICA
— chris jones¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@LONG_DRIVE) May 31, 2016
*trash flies*
@LONG_DRIVE FALAFEL GOODEYEAR
— Admiral Porkins (@Phrozen_) May 31, 2016
Why is this happening.
@Phrozen_ FITNESS GOTHCHILD
— chris jones¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@LONG_DRIVE) May 31, 2016
I hate myself.
@LONG_DRIVE FLUGELHORN GOTTERDAMMERUNG
— Admiral Porkins (@Phrozen_) May 31, 2016
What does Wagner have to do with baseball?
@Phrozen_ FITTINGROOM GOLDENHORN
— chris jones¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@LONG_DRIVE) May 31, 2016
This is even worse. Draino?
@LONG_DRIVE FLOTILLA GODZILLA
— Admiral Porkins (@Phrozen_) May 31, 2016
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@Phrozen_ FARMINGTON GLASTERBURY
— chris jones¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@LONG_DRIVE) May 31, 2016
The draino was a mistake.
@LONG_DRIVE FLABRANGOON GRINGHSOFTHATNATURE
— Admiral Porkins (@Phrozen_) May 31, 2016
Leave Stephen A. Smith out of this.
@Phrozen_ FLATULENCE GORDINGFART
— chris jones¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@LONG_DRIVE) May 31, 2016
An apt description of this nonsense.
@LONG_DRIVE FUCKTHEPENGUINS GOSHARKS
— Admiral Porkins (@Phrozen_) May 31, 2016
Wait, that one actually makes sense. Chris?
@Phrozen_ you win this round
— chris jones¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@LONG_DRIVE) May 31, 2016
Until next time.