We're down to the final week of the season. You might be able to hold your breath until the season is over. Good luck with that.
But also, the Braves are very bad so maybe some wins this series!
Phillies vs. Braves
Turner Field, Atlanta, GA
7:05 PM (But actually later because of rain and such)
Jerad Eickhoff 11-14, 3.75 ERA
Eickhoff went 7 strong innings last outing, giving up only 3 earned runs against the White Sox. Or not. Whatever. Go team Nihilism.
Julio Teheran - 6-10, 3.10 ERA
Yeah, that's right, Teheran has a 3.10 ERA and has still lost nearly twice as many games as he's won. The Barves are a bad baseball team. Not sure if you knew. Though they, and Teheran, have been better of late, so good for them. Give them a golf clap, perhaps. Or, again, don't. Nihilism trumps both teams.