Don’t buy sports memorabilia without having some idea of provenance behind them. Case in point, Mickey Moniak’s comment about a bat, purportedly one of his, on ebay:
The original tweet, potentially soon to be deleted, claims to be selling a game-used, signed Moniak bat.
Since we can presumably place more trust in Mickey than we can some rando internet shysters, the game and signature are pretty definitively phonies.
Except no, because this is the internet.
@MickeyMoniak come on dude we know you swing tee ball quality Louisville sluggers— Dylan Cozens (@dylancozens) April 14, 2017
Luckily, Moniak is a quick thinker and came up with an appropriate witticism.
To which Cozens had only one response:
@MickeyMoniak as long as you keep swinging em like they say MVP who cares— Dylan Cozens (@dylancozens) April 14, 2017
I love these guys.