We’re about three weeks into the season and thus far, the Phillies have played three teams: the Reds, the Nationals, and the Mets. So now we’re opening our collective horizons to a new team! The Braves!
An exclamation point there isn’t really appropriate, since it is the Braves, after all. At least they’re as bad as the Phillies are.
|ATLANTA BRAVES||PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES|
|Ender Inciarte - CF||Cesar Hernandez - 2B|
|Adonis Garcia - 3B||Aaron Altherr - LF|
|Freddie Freeman - 1B||Odubel Herrera - CF|
|Matt Kemp - LF||Maikel Franco - 3B|
|Nick Markakis - RF||Michael Saunders - RF|
|Brandon Phillips - 2B||Tommy Joseph - 1B|
|Tyler Flowers - C||Freddy Galvis - SS|
|Dansby Swanson - SS||Cameron Rupp - C|
|Bartolo Colon - RHP||Jeremy Hellickson - RHP|
It’s Hellickson time! And we also get to see Big Sexy himself, Bartolo Colon. That guy is still in baseball, to everyone’s surprise. I’d say that I want to see him hit a homer tonight, but I really don’t. Jeremy Hellickson is pitching, and I don’t want anything to halt his roll.
Good luck, Hell Boy. Discuss the game in the comments below.