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Game Thread 5/10: Mariners at Phillies

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Chooch is starting. This is not a drill.

MLB: Seattle Mariners at Philadelphia Phillies
::sobbing::
Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports

Last night was glorious, wasn’t it? I mean, the Phillies lost, but Chooch was back. Chooch was back, and the stadium was filled with love and admiration. Until there’s another winning team in Philadelphia (not just the Phillies, literally any winning team will do), nothing makes fans glow with more love than the return of a star from The Good Years.

There have been satisfying returns before (Rollins, Utley), but this one managed to beat them. Chooch’s press conference was a love fest, and he had a party at his house with his Phillies friends, and he was so excited to see everyone!

And today, Chooch starts.

Today's Lineups

SEATTLE MARINERS PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
Jean Segura - SS Cesar Hernandez - 2B
Ben Gamel - RF Odubel Herrera - CF
Robinson Cano - 2B Aaron Altherr - LF
Kyle Seager - 3B Michael Saunders - RF
Danny Valencia - 1B Tommy Joseph - 1B
Guillermo Heredia - LF Andres Blanco - 3B
Jarrod Dyson - CF Freddy Galvis - SS
Carlos Ruiz - C Andrew Knapp - C
Yovani Gallardo - RHP Zach Eflin - RHP

DON’T LEAVE CHOOCH, PLEASE STAY! DON’T LEAVE US AGAIN, I’M BEGGING YOU!

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