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There has to be a way for the Phillies to win. Some way. Somehow. I don’t care how they do it. I don’t care how it happens. Meteor. Act of God. Sinkholes. Enormous birds. A torrent of grape jelly. THE GHOST OF BEN FRANKLIN WHUPPING SOME ASS.
Just do it. Please win. Please. I’m begging you. We’re begging you.
I demand all of you send good vibes to Jeremy Hellickson, because he definitely needs it.
The Phillies have damaged me. THANKS PHILLIES.
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