Today is an Aaron Nola start, everybody! Let’s get excited about that! Aaron Nola is awesome and great! His hair is a marvel! His accent is adorable! He’s an all-around super guy!
|PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES||MIAMI MARLINS|
|Cesar Hernandez - 2B||Dee Gordon - 2B|
|Aaron Altherr - RF||J.T. Riddle - SS|
|Howie Kendrick - LF||Christian Yelich - CF|
|Tommy Joseph - 1B||Marcell Ozuna - LF|
|Andrew Knapp - C||Justin Bour - 1B|
|Maikel Franco - 3B||Derek Dietrich - 3B|
|Odubel Herrera - CF||A.J. Ellis - C|
|Freddy Galvis - SS||Ichiro Suzuki - RF|
|Aaron Nola - RHP||Dan Straily - RHP|
Oh. I guess the Phillies have decided to start eight other non-Nola dudes to back him up. I personally feel like they should have tried to clone Aaron Nola so they could have started nine Nolas, but I guess that’s too much Nola for people to handle.
Who am I kidding. There’s never enough Nola!
Seriously, I will talk about anything before I actually talk about how the Phillies are doing. Do you need any cooking tips? Help with your crochet or cross stitch? Do you need to plan a party or gathering? I can help you with all of those things! Just don’t make me talk about the Phillies!
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