Tonight was the night that the final four was supposed to be whittled down to the final three RuPaul’s Drag Race contestants. It’s the last real episode before the finale, but RuPaul switched things up again as she’s wont to do! All four of the final queens, Peppermint, Shea Coulee, Trinity Taylor, and Sasha Velour, will go to the finale! We only have two more weeks until we find out who will win Season 9!
Oh, did you come here for a baseball recap? Really? I can see why you’d do that, since this is a website dedicated to the Philadelphia Phillies, but they lost 3-2 to the Cardinals after blowing a chance to score the tying run in the top of the ninth inning. I decided to spend the early innings of the game watching the penultimate episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race, or the pre-penultimate episode, because the reunion is next week and not the finale. I know you couldn’t care less, but I do, because it was far more interesting than the Phillies were tonight.
Jeremy Hellickson was fine. He gave up all three runs, but it was an improvement over some of his previous starts. Aaron Altherr had three hits. Howie Kendrick had two. Odubel Herrera had one, extending his hitting streak, though it wasn’t an extra-base hit. It’s pretty clear that Drag Race was the more interesting choice tonight.
Need more proof? About Drag Race?
#CategoryIs: Womens Vouge! Kill it, queen! #WhyIsThereNoSnapEmoji #DragRace pic.twitter.com/7uRs0D9jJb— RuPaul's Drag Race (@RuPaulsDragRace) June 10, 2017
#DragRace— RuPaul's Drag Race (@RuPaulsDragRace) June 10, 2017
Me: I don't need new shoes, gotta pay rent
Also Me: pic.twitter.com/Oqvcc4bK9x
Here come the water works! Preach @Peppermint247, preach! #DragRace pic.twitter.com/75R5MvKD7g— RuPaul's Drag Race (@RuPaulsDragRace) June 10, 2017
You are NEVER too weird or femme! You are always amazing just the way you are! Ru-member that kittens! #DragRace pic.twitter.com/dgaw1eos6i— RuPaul's Drag Race (@RuPaulsDragRace) June 10, 2017
These queens are amazing.
#RUTop3, whose team are you on tonight? It's getting down to the 'under'wire #DragRace pic.twitter.com/1UCqWjFkoY— RuPaul's Drag Race (@RuPaulsDragRace) June 10, 2017
But here is The Queen.
Mama @RuPaul looking like a straight up vision! #DragRace pic.twitter.com/wbGxGgK2P3— RuPaul's Drag Race (@RuPaulsDragRace) June 10, 2017
And this one’s for LTG and Trev.
When that twitter troll tries to ruin your day but you're a bigger person than them #DragRace @sasha_velour pic.twitter.com/pa7eHmLFuJ— RuPaul's Drag Race (@RuPaulsDragRace) June 10, 2017
And one more.
Drag is not only entertainment, it's truly a life changing experience & we're so happy we're able to share that with the world! #DragRace pic.twitter.com/Fjntqof4IX— RuPaul's Drag Race (@RuPaulsDragRace) June 10, 2017
Discovering RuPaul’s Drag Race did actually change my life, but so did baseball.
The Phillies have a lot of other games. And hopefully, at least a few of them will be better than this one. But the next two Fridays? The Phillies can feel free to have crappy games. Because I’ll be watching Drag Race.