Game Thread 7/14: Phillies at Brewers

Annnnnnd we’re back! You know what’s crazy? I missed the Phillies. I was totally happy to have a break, and I definitely needed it (and I’m sure they did, too), but I kept looking at my phone and wondering “where’s the Phillies’ score update?” Maybe I crave punishment and pain. Maybe I’m demented. But admit it: you missed them too.

If you didn’t miss the Phillies, don’t feel bad. I can’t blame you. Because the first half was ROUGH, and now we embark on the official/unofficial second half of the season. 75 more games! We can do this! We can make it through! You know you have a problem when you’re trying to hype yourself and others up for what will be at most (at best) a .500 second half.

But I’ve chosen this life, and I’m glad you’ve chosen to join us.

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