What the hell: Giants 10, Phillies 2

What the hell.

I don’t even know, but you can all read a box score. Here, I’ll give you one.

Wait, something’s wrong there. That’s obviously not what happened.

enhance (random typing)

Ahh, this looks better.

That’s right, the Phillies were so bad, that the Commissioner’s Office ordered that this be the official record of the game, folk’s.

Anyway, I’m tired of writing about the giants the giants the giants the giants. Let’s take ANOTHER dumb sidetrack to watch the giants official team pumpup video.

The giants the giants the giants the giants lets go the giants.

(editors’ note): WTF Phrozen?

I dunno either. I’m a tired one tonight. Imma wrap up this nonsense with some silver linings...

• Jorge Alfaro got two hits
• and literally nothing else.

Wow. G’night folks.