Welcome to game two of Players Weekend! I hope you’ve been enjoying all the nicknames, the Phillies’ weird pajama uniforms, and the strange mismatching socks. It’s a feast for the eyes. A retina-searing feast for the eyes.
|CHICAGO CUBS||PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES|
|Jon Jay - RF||Cesar Hernandez - 2B|
|Kyle Schwarber - LF||Freddy Galvis - SS|
|Kris Bryant - 3B||Nick Williams - RF|
|Anthony Rizzo - 1B||Rhys Hoskins - LF|
|Alex Avila - C||Tommy Joseph - 1B|
|Albert Almora - CF||Maikel Franco - 3B|
|Tommy La Stella - 2B||Pedro Florimon - CF|
|Javier Baez - SS||Jorge Alfaro - C|
|Kyle Hendricks - RHP||Ben Lively - RHP|
So the Phillies won last night! It was unexpected and wonderful. Winning is nice, I like winning. And I also like Rhys Hoskins! I like it when he hits home runs. These are simple things, but things we can all agree on. Rhys Hoskins is great and his home runs are wonderful.
I don’t think we need more than that. Rhys Hoskins is The Truth.
Discuss the game in the comments below.