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Game Thread 9/3: Phillies at Marlins

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more homers plz

Philadelphia Phillies v Miami Marlins
You’re useless.
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Rhys, my beautiful Rhys. Our precious amazing rookie Rhys. A bad man hurt his hand and for that we will NEVER FORGIVE HIM. That bad man is Brian Ellington and I will NEVER FORGT THAT NAME. Of course, I keep having to look it up because I continually think his first name is Chris for some reason. But it’s not Chris. It’s Brian. LEARN HOW TO PITCH, BRIAN.

Today's Lineups

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES MIAMI MARLINS
Cesar Hernandez - 2B Derek Dietrich - 2B
Freddy Galvis - SS Giancarlo Stanton - RF
Nick Williams - RF Christian Yelich - CF
Tommy Joseph - 1B Marcell Ozuna - LF
Maikel Franco - 3B Brian Anderson - 3B
Hyun Soo Kim - LF Tomas Telis - 1B
Jorge Alfaro - C A.J. Ellis - C
Cameron Perkins - CF Miguel Rojas - SS
Jake Thompson - RHP Jose Urena - RHP

NOOOOOOOO WHERE IS RHYS, WHERE IS HE, GIVE HIM BACK TO US!!

I mean, he’s fine. He’s day-to-day, the xrays came back negative, and he’s probably just taking a breather today so his hand can heal and all that. BUT SERIOUSLY HE BETTER BE FINE OR MIAMI WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MEEEEEEEEE.

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