Guys, we are That Franchise now.
The Phillies have commissioned some sort of theme song that includes the lyrics, "Be bold." It is playing to a highlight video.— Matt Gelb (@MattGelb) April 5, 2018
We’re fans of a franchise that commissions a THEME SONG to be written with their TEAM SLOGAN in it.
Why? Why is this happening to us?
You know what? Don’t answer that. I don’t want to know.
Can't wait to see you today, Philly!— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) April 5, 2018
Here's our lineup for Nemours #OpeningDay! #BeBold pic.twitter.com/OXQqKVC0Iq
Scott Kingery’s in right field today? Sure. Fine. I’m okay with whatever, just don’t make me listen to the Be Bold song. Please don’t.
Happy home opener, all! Discuss the game in the comments below.