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Game Thread 7/13: Phillies at Marlins

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Nope, nothing important happened today! sob

Philadelphia Phillies v Baltimore Orioles Photo by Scott Taetsch/Getty Images

Friends, it’s time for today’s game thread.

[sounds of weeping]

Yup, just another normal game thread. Nothing to see here.

[intense sobbing]

So here’s the lineup.

Wait that’s not the lineup, THAT’S MY WEEPING SOUL IN TWEET FORM.


I’m sorry, I know this is a game thread, but I couldn’t stop myself. It’s Chase friggin’ Utley! He should play forever!

Anyway, here’s the game thread.

Yup, that looks weird, and instead of Odubel Herrera, Aaron Altherr and his crappy hitting are in center field. I could go into that, but I’m all dehydrated from the Utley crying. So why don’t we just get to it: discuss the game in the comments below.