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7/17: All Star Game Thread

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Let’s watch our ace perform well

89th MLB All-Star Game, presented by MasterCard - Red Carpet Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images

Man, it’s a good thing the All Star Game is today. It’ll break up the monotony of a boring, no news at all day. I mean, really, has anything happened today that’s worth worrying about?

<crickets>

Anyway, we can focus on our favorite pitcher, Aaron Nola, who, according to Ralph, will be pitching in the fifth inning tonight for manager Dave Roberts:

After that, we can all go to bed, knowing that there is no more news happening tomorrow or even Thursday and that we can look forward to an uneventful few days before the Phillies begin their second half march to the playoffs.

Enjoy the game!