Game Thread 7/7: Phillies at Pirates

Last night was a total trip. 17-5! Monster home runs! Tons of runs of all kinds! It was great!

Or at least I assume it was. I was stuck on a United flight to Newark (ew), during which part of the plane fell on my head and my flight attendants were crappy about it! Thanks, United!

UGH, ANYWAY, BASEBALL. I’m not here to settle my personal scores in the hellscape that is late-stage capitalism. Well, I’m not ONLY here to do that.

Jake Arrieta needs a good start today, folks. Let’s hope he gives us one.

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