Today, the Nationals officially decided to punt the rest of the season. They traded Daniel Murphy and Matt Adams and raised the white flag over Nationals Park.
[10 minutes pass]
I’m sorry, I just spent the last 10 minutes watching a happy parade process in my head while every great Sousa march played and I danced around. God it’s great.
Here's tonight's lineup for the first of three games in D.C. #BeBold— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) August 21, 2018
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Is Justin Bour still alive? Where the hell is he? You know what? Pretend I didn’t ask. I just want the Phillies to start hitting again. Hopefully this does it. If not, then seriously, where is Justin Bour?!
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