Phillies, oh Phillies. Why do you do this to us? The only thing that can help is winning. Please win, Phillies.
Let’s take a look at tonight’s lineup.
I could say some words about how the Phillies are doing right now, but do know what’s better than talking about the Phillies and their depressing free fall? Vintage Sesame Street! I know I’ve posted it before, but can you ever post one of the greatest videos of all time too many times? Nope!
“Ernie! Those sheep are tap dancing!” You won’t see anything better than that today, I can almost guarantee it.
Discuss the game in the comments below, my lammies.