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Game Thread 8/29: Nationals at Phillies

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Let’s get this over with.

Washington Nationals v Philadelphia Phillies Photo by Hunter Martin/Getty Images

Time for another Phillies game, everyone! Let’s get started!

::opens mouth, angry roaring noise comes out::

Uh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean for that to happen. Let me try again.

::opens mouth, angry swarm of bees fly out::

I don’t know why this is happening. This is so embarrassing.

::opens mouth, recording of “O Fortuna” from Carmia Burana starts playing::

Maybe this is happening because the Phillies are a CRAZY RIDICULOUS MESS AND FOLLOWING THEM SOMETIMES FEELS LIKE FOLLOWING A PATH DIRECTLY TO HELL.

If we’re going to hell, we might as well look at the lineup.

Go. Win. Or not. At this point, I’m at peace with aaaaahahahaha that’s a total lie, I’ll hate it if they lose. I can’t quit this team. It’s a sickness.

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