Blowtorches! Ankle-deep mud! A thundering storm system! Jake Arrieta! A nine-game homestand! Gabe Kapler running the bases! How many things could be shouted at you before you pay attention to tonight’s Phillies game? Is it six? Six things?
The weather is not looking great, but then again, neither have the Phillies. Hang out with us as we watch them do whatever it is tonight’s lineup is supposed to be able to do. Hold your loved ones. Stock up on canned goods. And for the love of god, if you have tarp—use it.