FRIENDS.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

ALERT YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. TELL YOUR NEIGHBORS. PAY A SKYWRITER TO BROADCAST THE NEWS ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

J.P. Crawford is starting tonight’s game

AND HE’S AT SHORTSTOP!!!!

IS THIS A DREAM? AM I DREAMING RIGHT NOW? I’M WORRIED THIS IS A DREAM. BUT IT CAN’T BE A DREAM BECAUSE HE’S IN THE LINEUP TWEET.

I’M JUST GOING TO END THIS GAME THREAD HERE JUST IN CASE IT’S A DREAM.

DISCUSS THE GAME IN THE COMMENTS BELOWWWWW AAAAAAHHHHHHH