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Drama! Intrigue! Position battles! Spring Training has at least one of these things in its early stages. Let’s tell our afternoon obligations to f*** off and settle in for a nice, slow, warm, slow day game between the Phillies and Yankees, a team that has failed to sign both Manny Machado and Bryce Harper. Idiots! First pitch at 1:05 p.m.