We’re doing it. We’re watching baseball happen, right in front of our eyes. And at 1:05, we’re going to do it again, this time between the Phillies and Twins. Rosters, bulging with superfluous players; competition surging through their veins—this is why our forefathers invented this sport in the middle of a furious lightning storm during the War for the Liberty Bell*.
*I have no idea what’s going on