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Half the team’s in Clearwater with the Orioles. The other half’s in Dunedin with the Blue Jays. Rain falls upward. The sun shines at night. The players will likely be wearing their pants as jerseys.
During split-squad games, chaos reigns. The only place where you can expect to find order is in the thread below.