It’s a holiday weekend, and that means day drinking, sizzling meat tubes, yelling at your children to stop shooting you with squirt guns, and then canceling the whole cook-out because they knocked over the grill and started a small patio fire with their antics. I’ve had ENOUGH. EVERYONE INSIDE. NO THERE WILL NOT BE S’MORES. S’MORES ARE CANCELED. I TOLD YOU I WASN’T AFRAID TO YELL AT YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR GRANDPARENTS AND NEIGHBORS.
Anyway, it’s a prime time to celebrate baseball fandom, so why not check out the holiday sale on BreakingT:
- 20% off everything in the store
- Shirts starting at just $8; hoodies $16
- Use code MEMORIAL at checkout
- Free Shipping threshold is down to $50 for this sale
- Sale ends Monday at 11:59 p.m. PT
Click here to start saving on your favorite new torso-covers, or as the teens are calling them now, “novelty t-shirts!”