Game Thread 6/3: Phillies at Padres

So, the Padres. They got Manny Machado. The Phillies got Bryce Harper. Neither one of these guys is hitting like free agency said they would. But tonight, we get to them on the same diamond. Will they immediately fight to the death? Probably, yes. Why the Phillies paid a man with a 50% chance of dying in an on-field scuffle with an opposing player $330 million is beyond my understanding. But we must keep the faith.