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Jake Arrieta is on the bump today. It’s his birthday. Happy birthday!
He’s going to pitch against the Tigers, who are a major league team. We can’t watch it because MLB and NBC Sports has decided that we are better off not watching major league teams and instead, we should watch informercials on bitcoin and hair loss treatments.
Hooray.
In case you were wondering, this is the lineup:
The birthday boy takes the hill this afternoon in Lakeland! #RingTheBell pic.twitter.com/QZG3uYHiVk
— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) March 6, 2020
Tomorrow, though, we finally get to see some live baseball. Counting down the hours....