The Phillies’ rookie couldn’t overcome his team’s awful pitching and defense
On Christmas in July, the Phillies embraced their lump of Cole
Despite another loss, a lone beacon of light.
Jerad Eickhoff is not a pitcher. He is actually a corporeal Sisyphean manifestation.
A triumphant Carlos Ruiz and a brutal bullpen did in the Phillies in Chooch’s triumphant return.